Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Jurassic Park just expanded...globally

By: James Bowler

Hold onto your butts, Universal dropped a significant bomb for JP fans today (dino-head right here).

Jurassic Park 4 has now been renamed 'Jurassic World'.

That's right 'World'...so think bigger.

What does this mean for the next installment of the film which has been safely guaranteed (see what I did there?) as a fourth installment and NOT a reboot?

Well there could be some major global things happening, like dinos breaking out of the park and getting into all kinds of man-eating shenanigans on the mainland.

It's not like that sort of thing has been done before...right? Guys?

Or maybe John Hammond released some kind of virus that infects all pregnant women and makes them have dinosaurs instead of babies.

Wait...I feel like that's been done before, in the worst movie ever kind of way (*COUGH*...CARNOSAUR...*COUGH*).

I'm sure Colin Trevorrow is much more adept and creative than that.

Whatever it means its not only going to be big and scary in the film but off the screen as well, as it was also confirmed the film would be shot and released in 3D (thank God for no post-conversion...looking at you Man Of Steel).

I've dropped the epic new poster above for all to enjoy, and sadly there are no trailers yet for the June 12, 2015 release...so....here's a fan trailer. Because, why not!

By the way this is probably one of the worst fan trailers I've ever seen. Half of it looks like stolen porno footage (also was the techno version of the original score really necessary?)...JP4EVA!!!


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