Hollywood shits out another one OR Paul W.S. Anderson makes another movie.

 By:  Casey Chourney

  So Hollywood is at it again, as the old saying goes "I thought it was a fart but I shit myself". Well Hollywood keeps shiting itself every time they give money to Paul W.S. Anderson to make another awful movie. Why my dear friend Holly ? Why ?
             
Mr. Paul W.S. Anderson (pictured below) has made a business of making horrible films. Now why should that bother me you may ask? Well because I'm sick of  Hollywood giving money to untalented Film Makers Movie Makers (Film is an art) , and not taking chances on young new talent or none sequels , don't get wrong I like a good squeal but it's all that we seem to be getting lately. We do get a good original story/film peppered in there once and awhile but the "Blockbuster-Sequel-Remake" machine is going full steam ahead with no signs of stopping. When we do get a chance at an original story in walks Paul W.S. Anderson to screw it up. You see Mr. Anderson (  his last name is really the only thing I like about the guy  because when I say it, I say it in the the voice of Agent Smith 'Hugo Weaving' from the Matrix - " Hello Mr. Anderson" ) that's neither hear nor there, anyways Mr. Anderson has a new movie coming out Febuary 21 2014 called 'Pompeii' starring everyone's favorite bastard son Jon Snow Kit Harrington (Game of Thrones) Kit was just in another stinker 'Silent Hill 2' and I hope he can start getting better film roles but alas he has chosen to star in Pompeii . Now on paper I'm sure it sounds great who doesn't love a good disaster film and if Kit was starring in the same story BUT directed by any other director , well other than  Uwe Boll of course (also known as the poor man's Paul W. S. Anderson ) I would be fine with it. It's just Anderson's track record , I've given the guy chance after chance after chance to redeem himself but he never does.

I give you exhibit A: His entire film movie career with scores from  'Rotten Tomatoes'.

Resident Evil 6 (pre-production) - I'm sure this one will stink too
2014 Pompeii - My Prediction 27%
2012 Resident Evil: Retribution - 30%
2011 The Three Musketeers - 24%
2010 Resident Evil: Afterlife - 23%
2008 Death Race - 43%
2006 Drift (TV Movie - No Score)
2004 AVP: Alien vs. Predator  - 21%
2002 Resident Evil - 34%
2000 The Sight (TV Movie - No Score)
1998 Soldier - 10%
1997 Event Horizon - 22%
1995 Mortal Kombat - 33%

Check out the trailer below and tell us what you think , do we give him another chance?