Sunday, September 15, 2013

Justin Bieber...Robin? No...Idiot? Yes

So a lot of people are totally pissed since the picture of Justin Bieber surfaced on Twitter with him holding, what looks like, a copy of the new Batman/Superman film from Zack Snyder.

Well its been made pretty clear from various outlets around the internet that this is probably nothing more than a total hoax, more than likely perpetuated by the folks over at Funny Or Die, using Bieber as their 'prank monkey' (Let's say I make you my executive in charge of recreation).

Of course Bieber, being the fan-spitting, neighbour-punching, president-bashing, trouble-perpetuating little puke that he is, more than likely could not pass up an opportunity to ruin everyone's week (seriously America, you can keep him, Canada does not want him back). 

  The entire tease makes no sense. Why would they add Batman AND Robin into the mix to confuse the entire storyline even more? 

The folks over at Screen Rant also pointed out a few flaws in Bieber's pic. 

They noticed the script itself only looks to be about 20 pages or so, which is impossible, since a real script would at least be over 100 pages long, and they've also pointed out that film scrips given to cast members are generally printed on red paper. 


They added that Funny Or Die was also recently recording something in their studio this week. 

My point?

Justin Bieber has no prior acting history...and in my personal opinion no talent, beyond singing the same words over and over again which weren't even written by him in the first place.

And Zack Snyder is no idiot. 

I fully believe he had good reasoning to cast Ben Affleck as the role of Batman. I've stated before that Affleck has grown up as an actor, matured and shown a lot of potential in his latest films. 


While no one can seem to get over the Daredevil film which was filmed about a decade ago, we fail to point out that the director, writer and producers are the ones that created that world, Affleck just was temporarily living in it. 

Snyder is not going to cast a sociopath, narcissistic, young, ego-driven singer with no previous acting history and a host of red marks in his recent past with the media in one of the biggest films of 2015, which will try to be competing with Star Wars, Jurassic World, The Avengers 2 and quite a few others. 

Don't play into it folks, Bieber isn't worth it, and as much as I love Funny Or Die, I just don't this very funny. 

If by some ridiculous chance I am wrong and Bieber does get cast in this movie because Snyder, for some inexplicable reason, has decided to attract the audience of Twilight, I will be boycotting this film.

By: James Bowler

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