Following quickly on the heels of the surprisingly successful 'Sharknado' and 'Ghost Shark', comes the next SyFy shark-related film.
This time the sharks are apparently living in the mountains and can swim through snow. The also appear out of nowhere and for some reason haven't been noticed at this highly popular ski resort until one of them decides to try eating a person.
I'm not exactly sure how they breathe since snow is frozen water and therefore not able to provide oxygen, but scantily clad teens and implants so who cares right?
Here's some suggestions for SyFy from me for future movies involving sharks: Sharkellites with Sharks from Space, Time Shark with time traveling sharks, The Shark That Knew Too Much, Sharks on a Plane, Sharkie Nights, Sharkageddon with like asteroid sharks or four sharks riding horses, Sharkassic Park, Sharkmeleon, The Amazing Spider-Shark, The Sharkvengers, Shark of Steel...you get the idea.
Check out the ridiculous trailer for 'Avalanche Sharks' below. I mean even the CGI is more garbage than usual in this.
It will never make you wonder if a shark might attack you the next time you go skiing because that's not possible in any way, shape or form.
Oh and just a note, there doesn't appear to be any point where there is an avalanche in this film...which now has the title making even less sense than the movie. Snow Sharks maybe?
By: James Bowler